Oh no! It’s Father’s Day and you haven’t a gift to give the ol’ papa! Well don’t worry Tommy and Stacy, Octodad’s darling children, have a few ideas:

1: Mustache Warmers: These are essential for any dad, whether they have a mustache or not! Slip them on and they will keep your mustache as warm as a crackling Father’s Day Eve BBQ.

Tommy totally didn't cut the fingers off gloves to make this present
Tommy totally didn’t cut the fingers off gloves to make this present

2. Sushi Making Kits: Dads love to eat, so why not give them what they want most? The ability to make sushi! Octodad has also received this on his birthday, Christmas, and as an anniversary gift and he loves each one.

Octodad gently rolling sushi rolls
Octodad gently rolling sushi rolls

3. A Coffee Maker: Waking up in the morning is hard to do! Octodad is usually pretty pooped what with Tommy running him around every afternoon and Stacy keeping him up all night to read her stories. A coffee maker lets dad make himself a warm java to jumpstart the day, and if your dad is anything like Octodad, he’ll love his coffee with a nice, cool dollop of tartar sauce.

JavaMaster 9000
JavaMaster 9000

4. An Awesome Movie: Some of Octodad’s favorites are: The Papa: Dad and Back Again, The Fathernator 2: Judgement Dad, The Fast and The Father-est, From Dusk to Dad and Fiddler on the Roof (His favorite song is “Papa can you hear me!”).

Octodad is also a fan of Romantic Comedies
Octodad is also a fan of Romantic Comedies

5. Ties: Dads NEED ties! Red ties, green ties, tie dye ties and any other kind of tie you can think of. Octodad has over 234 different ties, and dreams of the day when he’ll have a different tie for each day of the year.

 

Octodad shows off his collection of Young Horses ties
Octodad shows off his collection of Young Horses ties

What gift did you get your dad? What would make a great gift for Octodad?